Ladies and Gentlemen, May I present to the future president of the United States of America. Mr. Honky Johnson!

Thank You! Thank You!

To form an campaign of this scale and complexity is a serious undertaking in itself. And we must have faith, that the American voice will be heard. Too long has this nation been hurt by the false promises of politicians. Too long have the American people waited for a leader, a leader that understands the suffering of the people.  From time to time, we have been tempted to believe that society has become too complex to be managed by self-rule, that government by an elite group is superior to government for, by, and of the people. But if no one among us is capable of governing himself, then who among us has the capacity to govern someone else? It is my intention to curb the size and influence of the Federal establishment and to demand recognition of the distinction between the powers granted to the Federal Government and those reserved to the States or to the people. All of us need to be reminded that the Federal Government did not create the States; the States created the Federal Government!

In the vast and complicated mechanism of our modern civilized life the dominant note is the note of industralism; and the relations of capital and labor, and especially of organized capital and organized labor, we must NOT allow these envirementalists change America's industrialisation! Especially our Dairy Industry! With the envirementalists controlling our oil production, gas prices have risen substantially. Amercia must not grow weak, we will not accept our nation to be hurt by this absurdity.

My fellow Americans, we will continue to fight, we will not surrender in the face of this enemy. Stay strong, do not falter in your beliefs, and America will stand strong. Remember we live in the single greatest country god gave man, the United States of America. Thank You! and God Bless America!